The Cowboys Lost

Well, it was supposed to be the perfect night for Cowboys fans. It was the first game in our new billion dollar stadium, celebrities and luminaries were in attendance, we had an old rival for an opponent, former players (legendary Cowboys) were there... all were part of the joyous occasion. Only one problem. We lost.

There were many firsts. Here are some.

The first president to conduct a coin toss and sit next to John Madden - George W. Bush

The first to win a coin toss in the new stadium - The Cowboys

The first points ever scored in the new stadium - The New York Giants (a field goal).

The first touchdown ever scored in the new stadium - The Cowboys! (Romo to Witten)

The first televised nose-picking in the new stadium - Jerry Jones (The Cowboys) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5uNVeS_iq0&NR=1

The first interception thrown in the new stadium - Tony Romo (the Cowboys)

The first fumble ever committed in the new stadium - Felix Jones (the Cowboys)

The first coach to look whipped, confused, and demoralized on the sidelines in the new stadium - Wade Phillips (The Cowboys)

By the way, Wade has got to go. And I don't mean to the restroom...

See, Tony Romo is one of those quarterbacks who can be great, but most of the time he isn't. He is also one of those guys who looks badass on the stat sheet, but ass bad on the field. In fact sometimes he stinks. He seems confused, can't seem to look off the defenders, and is very inaccurate. Too bad. He used to be pretty decent. It all comes down to this... HE IS JUST PLAIN OVER-RATED.

Our offense is offensive. Our recievers are not very receptive. Our defense is fairly good. Our O-line is O-k. Really the best thing we got going for us is our running game... oh wait. Never mind... Marion "The barbarian" Barber was the first running back to be injured in the new stadium.

Oh, I almost forgot another milestone...

The first game-winning field goal in the new stadium with only a few seconds left - Lawrence Tynes (The Giants)

Giants 33 - Cowboys 31

This better get better...