A Native American man is standing on the railroad tracks, refusing to move. A train crew yells at him, “You’ve got to get off the tracks!”
He calmly replies, “Bow no move.”
They argue with him for a while, but he won’t budge. He just keeps saying...
"Bow no move."
One of the men speculates that since the Indian fella’s bowels ain’t moving maybe he should go see a doctor. So, finally they take him to a doctor, assuming by what he said he must be severely constipated. So he is given a strong laxative.
A short time later, the train crew comes back and sees him there on the tracks again. Puzzled, they ask him “Will you move now?”
The man grimaces, shifts his stance, and says,
“Yes, Bow must move. Teepee full of <blank> (rhymes with spit).”
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