Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they're walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the sheer size of it. The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?" The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter scans the immediate area and says "There's an old gearbox over there, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and heave it into the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turn around they see, of all things, a goat come crashing through the brush, it runs up to the hole with no hesitation, and dives in headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other for a while, stunned, and gazing into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says "As a matter of fact we did, we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
The old farmer says "Why that's impossible, I had him roped to an old gearbox!"
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