So this is a delicate story. One that dad would occasionally tell, but only in select company. And he never sent this one in an email, that I recall. But I remember it. It was hilarious the way he told the story.
(Warning this is rated R)
One time when he was delivering groceries, as a teen in Meridian, he made a delivery to a certain house. In those days it was common for the grocery delivery guy to go inside and put the groceries on the table and leave. It was a small town.
So dad arrived at this house and did just that. After knocking at the back door, he entered the house and headed toward the kitchen table to put the groceries down. He figured the house was empty. No big deal. but the house was not empty. In fact it was occupied by two people. A young man, and a young lady.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but they were in the full throes of sexual intercourse. Dad saw them. They, nervously, shocked, also saw him. They said nothing. He mumbled something about "Delivery! Sorry!" put the groceries down, and left.
He never spoke about this to anyone and the moment passed. But he said he knew the guy, and that after this incident there was a silent bit of unspoken knowledge exchanged every time they'd lock eyes.
Dad said he didn't see any nudity, but that the guy was "really going at it!" LOL!
Hey, things you do when you're a young married couple.
Anyway, the end.
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