New Politically Correct Terms

Here are some new terms for common things that are less offensive to the hyper-sensitive among us (liberals).
 woman.................non-male
individual actress/actor...........portrayer
African-American........non-white individual
alien...................non-citizen
angry...................emotionally charged
animals.................non-human individuals
argument................passionate exchange of individual perspectives
bald....................follically dispossessed
beautiful...............visually gratifying
blind...................sight deprived
body odor...............personal fragrance
bum.....................home deprived
conservative............intolerant racist homophobe
convict.................freedom deprived individual
crazy...................mental nonconformity
dead....................essence deprived
deaf....................sonically unaware
disabled................physically unique
disease.................physical complaint
dog.....................canine accomplice
homeless person..............disadvantaged person
kids....................young people
kinsmen.................kin
lazy....................differently interested
learning disability.....self-paced cognitive ability
leather.................dead animal skins
lesbian.................gynocentric be-ing
lesbianism..............gynocentric be-ing
liar....................factually creative
lie.....................factually nuanced
logger..................treeslayer
lost....................temporarily disoriented
lover...................spouse equivalent
lovers..................spouse equivalents
lower classes...........downtrodden
lumberjack..............tree butcher
mad.....................emotionally charged
maid....................house helper
maiden name.............family birth name
mainstream..............dominant culture
malady..................condition
man of letters..........literary person
man-made................artificial
man.....................person
manager..............superior
mankind.................earth children
mankind.................humankind
manly...................womanly
manpower................human resources
marriage................legalized rape
married.................legally raping
matron..................supervisor
meat....................flesh
men.....................bastards
menstruate..............femstruate
mentally retarded.......exceptional
meter maid..............parking enforcement aduciator
middleman...............intermediary
midget, dwarf...........vertically challenged
minority group..........numerically challenged group
mistake.................learning experience
mistaken................differently opinioned
Mr......................Pn
Mrs.....................Pn
Ms......................Pn
mute....................orally challenged
negative................uninformed
negro...................African American
negroes.................African Americans
negroid.................African American
newpaper................processed tree carcass
newspapers..............processed tree carcasses
normal..................commonly accepted
office boy..............office assistant
old joke................previously recounted humorous narrative
old person..............gerontologically advanced
old.....................experientially enhanced
paper...................processed tree skeleton
pathetic................unique
patient.................guest
patients................guests
pensioner...............elder
perverted...............sexually dysfunctional
pet rock................mineral companion
pet.....................animal companion
pets....................animal companions
policeman...............law enforcement officer
politically correct.....culturally sensitive poop....................fertilizer
poor....................economically unprepared
poor....................economically exploited
postman.................postperson
pregnant................parasitically oppressed
pretty..................different
priestess...............priest
prisoner................guest of the correctional system
prisoners...............guests of the correctional system
problem.................task
promiscuous.............sexually active
prostitute..............sex care provider
psychopath..............socially misaligned person
psychotic...............socially misaligned
race....................ethnicity
remedial................additional preparation
right-hand man..........chief assistant
rude....................politically correct
seamstress..............seamstron
seducer.................seductron
seductress..............seductron
seeress.................seer
seminar.................ovarium
severely crippled.......involved
sex change..............gender reassignment
shoplifter..............non-traditional shopper
short...................vertically challenged
sighted person..........temporarily visually abled
slave...................enslaved person
sloppy..................non-traditionally ordered
slum....................economic opression zone (EOZ)
snowman.................snowperson
sorcerer................sorceron
sorceress...............sorceron
spendthrift.............negative saver
steak...................scorched animal corpses
stewardess..............flight attendent
stoned..................chemically inconvenienced
straw man...............straw person
stupid..................neuronically challenged
superior................different
table...................tree skeleton
tall....................vertically inconvenienced
taxi driver.............public passenger vehicle driver
terrible................O.K
The Establishment.......White Power Elite
trees...................oxygen exchange units
tribe...................people
ugly....................cosmetically different
underling...............downtrodden
unemployed..............indefinitely idled
used books..............recycled books
useless.................unique
value...................relative value
victim..................survivor
violence................passionate expression
violent.................passionate
waiter..................waitron
waitress................waitron
want....................prefer on the whole
war.....................mutually empowering shared experience
whaler..................blubber lover
white male..............oppressor
white male..............racist
white person............racist
white trash.............PC unaware
white...................blatently white
wild....................free-roaming
wino....................substance abuse survivor
women...................wimmin
wool....................stolen nonhuman animal fibres
workman.................worker
worse...................somewhat less desirable
worst...................least best
wrong...................differently logical
young girl..............prewoman
young girls.............prewomen
zoo.....................animal prison