I Hate (Sorry Tom T. Hall)

Here is a little song parody I wrote. Sung to the tune of "I Love..." by Tom T. Hall. 

“I Hate” by Mike Walk

I hate small portions on my plate 

an unsuccessful date 

Slow-moving trains, and rain 

I hate, people who are mean 

strange disjointed dreams 

waiting for the mail, and hail 

And I hate you too 

I hate, having to pay rent 

fishing with live shrimp 

showering when its cold, and mold 

I hate, liquid when it spills 

paying lots of bills 

When my gal isn’t around, and Clowns

I hate, lame TV shows 

music when it blows 

Tires that are flat, and rats

And I hate you too 

I hate people when they drive 

getting off at 5 

fat people in a line, and crime 

I hate people who whine 

not having a good time 

Rude retail clerks, and jerks

And I, hate you too 

 (Ha ha ha ha)