NEW NASA MOON MISSION

America, thanks to NASA, is going back to the moon. With a new highly volatile prototype rocket in the works, and a new objective... To boldly go where no toddler has gone before? Here is the astronaut of the future:  

"It just makes sense." says Adam Cristenson, lead mission co-ordinator for NASA's new Taurus Moon Program. "In the 60's we used dogs and monkeys, but this is so much closer to humans. Plus, a two year old can't opt out." "I'm excited we're returning to the moon. It's about @#%&*% time." said A.J. "Bud" LeStreig, one of NASA's co-ordinators who are in charge of rounding up babies for the mission. The first scheduled flight is in January of 2015. The Astronauts for that mission have not yet been born.