The Great Moon Hoax

Back in the late 60's and early 70's NASA told the American people that we actually landed on the moon. It was a bit fat lie. It was the greatest hoax ever perpetrated upon the public (if you don't count the 9/11 cover-up, the Kennedy assassination conspiracy, the Obama birth certificate scandal, and the "Elvis is alive" story).

In fact, the vastness of this coverup is so huge and complete that I'm not even sure what my own name is right now.

Thankfully some level-headed, clear-minded and resourceful individuals have been valiant enough to take a stand against such evil. Such pillars of indefatigable intellectual prowess as Bart Sibrell have literally put their sterling reputations on the line for the good of an informed public. Thank God for such heroes as Bill Kaysing and any other heroic individual that is an advocate of the Moon Hoax theory for standing up for what is right and decent. Sure these people have become infamous, but I know for sure none of them ever for a moment desired fame, or ever wanted monetary remuneration. The fact that these things have come to them is their own blessing for being brave enough to fight for all of us who desire the truth.

Here then I too throw my hat in the ring so to speak. I too wish to join the cacophonous ranks of those who will stand against the conspiracies, and bring proof that WE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON!

Exhibit A:



Here is an unedited photo which NASA doesn't want you to see. It is of the Apollo 17 astronauts working. Note the trees in the background. They are clearly still on Earth. Later, the photos were retouched to make it appear they were on the moon.

Exhibit B:



All of us thrilled at the moon rover back when it happened. Little did we know that it was all a lie. Here is a non-retouched photo NASA does not want you to see (I acquired it through back channels). Notice the man in the background. These astronauts are clearly still on Earth PROVING we never went to the moon.

Exhibit C:



NASA claims this image (which they do not want you to see) shows Neil Armstrong on the moon. If you look very closely, this image has been retouched to appear to show a moon landing. So tell, me, Mr. NASA-man, if that is Neil Armstrong, who took the photo?

Exhibit D:



Here is another image NASA doesn't want you to see. This photo shows obvious signs of retouching. NASA claims this photo shows Neil Armstrong planting the flag on the moon. Bunk! If you look very closely, the shadows here are all wrong. The differing lengths of shadow indicate multiple sources of artificial lighting. Additionally, where are the stars? There are NO STARS!!! This is bombshell PROOF we never set foot on the moon.

Exhibit E:



Here is another photo NASA doesn't want you to see. Here we see an unedited photo of Neil Armstrong supposedly scooping up soil samples on the surface of the moon. It becomes apparent with close inspection that this is taking place while still on Earth. Note the grinning NASA puppet-masters in the background, no doubt filled with sinister glee at the grand hoax they were about to perpetrate!

As if all this evidence isn't enough (and friends I have a lot more evidence), I spoke with a former NASA employee who worked on the Apollo missions. He says without a doubt that we never went to the moon at all. He claims NASA faked everything. He has other revelations from NASA as well. Such as the fact that we never landed rovers on Mars, and that Pluto was removed from the list of planets due to the fact that it is actually an alien spacecraft.



Here is "Ron" who worked for NASA from 1965 to 1973. He claims we never set foot on the moon. He is also convinced that there are werewolves in his underwear.

Please note: The above article was satirical in nature and not intended to offend anyone but the self-indulgent canker-worms who still have the gall to question and doubt, in spite of OVERWHELMING evidence, that we landed on the Moon 6 times from 1969 to 1972.