Thursday, April 28, 2011

Success in life! Graded on a curve...

What is success? Well it works like this...

At age 2 success is a clean diaper.
At age 4 success is not peeing yourself.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a driver's license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a driver's license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing yourself.
At age 90 success is a clean diaper.

The more things change, the more they stay the same, it seems.

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