Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Another evolutionary theory (satire)

According to the claims of the theory of evolution, pens and pencils have common ancestors. These items evolved in time and some of them became the pencils of today, while another group that followed another branch of evolution became the pens of today.

Evolutionists call the so-called first common ancestors of pens and pencils “stylus” which means “writing utensil”. A stylus (a kind of stationary that has become extinct) had various types. Some of them were long and hard, while others were small and flexible.

Evolutionists classify the next stage of writing utensil evolution as “dip pens”. According to the evolutionist claim, the things called dip pens are more developed than styli, and not very much different from modern pens. The modern pen of our day, "ball point", is said to have formed at the latest stage of the evolution of this stationary.

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