Saturday, February 13, 2010

Attention Golfers...

ATTENTION GOLFERS

01. Keep Your Back Straight, Knees Bent & Feet Shoulder-Width Apart.
02. Form a Loose Grip.
03. Keep Your Head Down.
04. Avoid a Quick Backswing.
05. Stay Out of the Water.
06. Try Not to Hit Anyone.
07. If You are Taking Too Long, Let Others Go Ahead of You.
08. Don't Stand Directly in Front of Others.
09. Quiet Please... While Others are Preparing.
10. Don't Take Extra Strokes.

WELL DONE! NOW FLUSH THE URINAL & GO PLAY GOLF.

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